When a True Renaisssance man like Eric Robertson is thrown out of a viper's nest like cable television, it is time to stop watching ! I call for a Boycott, not only of those shortsighted sodomites at Outdoor Life Network, whi cancelled his show, but also of the NFL. It is part of the sames festering, evil, pornographic takeover of the hearts and minds of The American People.
WAKE UP!
The boycott must be extended to ALL NFL BROADCASTS! Look at the trahsy commercials they have running during the Football games this year!
K'MART's Ball Shaking Jingle Balls porn shoot tryout commercial. A line of underfed fellas practicing thier dance moves for an upcoming Christmas porn shoot is all I could figure it was about before the remote control in my had shattered the Big screen tv I had just put in my man cave.
I can't get it out of my head. Every time I hear a christmas song all i see is those jingling balls!
Are they trying to turn impressionable minds to sodomy!
OUTRAGEOUS!
The NFL COULD ban the commercial, especially after the backlash, but no! It's publicity! How can I comfortably enjoy lycra clad mountains laying in piles when I know that there may be some christmas fairies trying to sell me underwear at any minute?
IT GETS WORSE!
Do I have to even spell out what is wrong when AARON RODGERS, hero to many cheeseloving chrubs from Wisconsin has a big fat comedy icon munching on his shoulder, believeing it to be an EX FOOTBALL COACH and tough guy MIKE DITKA'S meat? Sandusky much?Sausage pillow, my ass!
Poor Aaron Rodger jusrt wants to break into comedy and more fame and he is guided through this process by a guy from Cheers who mauls him like a choir boy. All he wants to do is please his comedy masters, and in this case he is luckily only covered with a fat mans drool. What fluid is next? I SAW THIS IN A VIDEO at work they made us watch about catching Pedophiles, it is called GROOMING!
THE TRUTH ABOUT TV
Instead of catching Predators, the networks motto seems to be "Ca-Ching!" Predators!
Look at that perverter of young minds Seth MacFarland. He's on a mission to ruin cartoons for kids. My neices and nephews have asked me the most disgusting things about the most unnatural acts, things that make my skin crawl. Thanks Seth! You have crossed the line! you and your gay little baby satan spawn stuey.
And that awful bear. You think you are pushing the edge.
WE MUST FIGHT THIS EVIL!
This is a call to action.
Look for my name, DUKE DE' NASTY
I will be performing shows about free speech, the boycott, and getting right with god before the Rapture which is surely around the corner.
I will be doing this in the very strip clubs they use to pursue their evil agenda, to spread thier vile filth
A DEBATE greater than Webster-Lincoln!
Look for the signs in your area
if theres a place that promises LIVE MAN ON MAN ACTION that might be me, DUKE DE' NASTY
in an undercover role taking the debate to the very dens these snakes rise from.
One debate at a time. One sin den at a time
I will bring the wrath of a Nation's outraged uncles
The million outraged Uncles tour.
Uncles who are looked at suspiciously when we hang out at the playground and drink. We aren't all creeps! some of us just have an equal love for fresh air, the golden unspoiled peals of a childs laughter and a finely crafted bourbon in equal parts.
You can't get that just anywhere, so you make due.
Look for my free speech tour coming to your local Burlesque house, Bath house or all male Cinema.
THEY BROUGHT THE FIGHT TO MY LIVING ROOM
THEY EXPOSED MY FAMILY TO THEIR FILTH
I AM TAKING MY COUNTERPOINT TO THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
The Million outraged Alcoholic uncles who now cant watch football march will take over your local gaybar this sunday, WE WANTED TO BE WATCHING FOOTBALLon sunday
BUT NOOOOOOOOO!
you had to shake your balls on our tv's
WE WANT OUR T.V.'s Back!
say the chant with me!
"hey you boys who like man crack
we just want our TVs back!"
